martes, 1 de diciembre de 2009

LOS CAMINOS DEL SEÑOR SON INSONDABLES

Y si no me creen, pregúntenle a esta señora. Habría que comprobar, eso si, si lo que ve es lo que ella cree que ve. Porque tipos con pelo largo y barba hay a montones. Muertos obviamente.
¿Dónde está Ratzinger cuando hace falta?
...
Le agarró un ataque de optimismo le agarró. Me pregunto que le agarró al periodista ¿una disminución dramática de recursos lingüísticos?
No me digás que no es original. En el metal de una plancha. Basta de grutas en parajes remotos. Ahora, electrodomésticos.
...

Claro, yo también guardaría esa plancha. Ya lo estoy viendo, la Iglesia de la Plancha de los Ultimos Días...
Y si creen que estuvimos macaneando, acá pueden comprobar que somos apenas un espejo.

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